Still no extra charge
Six more your horse already produces in commercial quantities.
Not actual amino acids. Not evaluated by anyone but horse owners. Present in every horse regardless of any decent feeding program.
L-Blanketophobine
Essential, seasonally
- •Identifies the same blanket worn all last winter as a brand-new predator
- •Concentration doubles once the buckles are undone
- •Unaffected by the blanket being warm, dry and clearly familiar
L-Trailerine
Inversely essential
- •Determines how many feet load willingly — typically two
- •Depletes entirely at the base of the ramp and returns on the way home
- •Levels are lowest when you are already late
L-Vetarrivine
Present only under observation
- •Resolves any lameness within ninety seconds of the truck pulling in
- •Restores full soundness for the duration of the examination
- •Wears off promptly after the invoice is issued
L-Fenceleanine
Structurally significant
- •Confirms that the grass is better on the other side, every time
- •Converts standing fence into leaning fence at roughly an inch a week
- •Strongest along whichever run you rebuilt most recently
L-Waterbucketamine
Conditionally essential
- •Governs the decision to empty a full bucket rather than drink from it
- •Renders all water more than four miles from home undrinkable
- •Peaks the evening after you top up every trough on the place
L-Scratchpostine
Non-essential, freely offered
- •Reclassifies you, mid-grooming, as a fence post
- •Delivers around 900 lb of affection directly to your shoulder
- •Most concentrated in a freshly clean coat and a clean shirt